Chavez (Part W)

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Unfortunately, Chavez didn't do that.

Chavez and Dota 2[edit | edit source]

Chavez's take on the Dota 2 logo.

For some reason, Chavez decided that Dota 2 would be the game that was worthy of his attention (although his game awareness doesn't reflect this). In the beginning, Chavez was a pretty bad player who could only play a small range of heroes competently; he also displayed a complete underestimation of support roles and how much supporting he would actually have to do if he found himself in the role of a position 5. Support necessities such as wards were basically 8k crap that weren't needed, as they would simply delay key items such as Blink Dagger; surprisingly enough, Chavez's key item timings are somehow later than par time for most supports in spite of all the farm he attempts to take in lieu of supporting and ganking.

Now, Chavez eventu-

Hang on, I think I accidentally described Chavez's current Dota 2 skill level.

In the actual beginning, Chavez was a pretty bad player who could only play a small range of heroes competently; he also displayed a complete underestimation of support roles and how much supporting he would actually have to do if he found himself in the role of a position 5. Support necessities such as wards were basically 8k crap that weren't needed, as they would simply delay key items such as Blink Dagger; surprisingly enough, Chavez's key item timings are somehow later than par time for most supports in spite of all the farm he attempts to take in lieu of supporting and ganking.

Not much changed over time I guess.

Chavez and Bristleback[edit | edit source]

As with most Dota 2 players, Chavez eventually found a favorite hero to play: Bristleback. The hero fits Chavez rather well, seeing as how he primarily relies on primarily spamming W while also refusing to properly blow his noise, which is something that Chavez likely sympathizes with, seeing as how he can't go 30 seconds without sniffling.

As a result of this favoritism, Chavez primarily plays Bristleback. As a result, many of his associates have come to associate him with the hero and mock his tendency to play the hero; his associates also mock his inability to play other heroes particularly well, which puts him in a catch-22 scenario that prevents him from remarkably improving his skill level.

The fat kid still tries his best, but most of the time, his best just simply isn't enough.

Chavez's Journey[edit | edit source]

Eventually, the life of Chavez soon became a wearisome bore that not even Dota 2 could improve, but fortunately, an opportunity came along that would better the Dota 2 experience for both him and those he queued with: a forced 2 year retirement from Dota 2 in order to pursue something better.

Chavez's Superhero Plans

With the loss of the hat simulator still fresh in mind, Chavez turned his attention to vigilantism; specifically, he turned to comic book vigilantism, because all the pretty colours reminded him of his favorite video game past time. The idea of being larger-than-life fascinated the chubby Chavez, but his creative capabilities were akin to that of <INSERT APPROPRIATE ANALOGY HERE>, so creating his own unique superhero costume was out of the question. Instead, he chose to imitate the design of a well-established intellectual property in order to both compensate for his creative deficiency and capitalize on the i.p.'s pre-existing capability to inspire hope in the innocent and fear in the wicked.

And this hero's name? Hawkeye.

Needless to say, Chavez's unimpressive physical attributes, near non-existent intelligence, and lack of wealth are likely to result in a complete failure to actually live out this dream. But he'll be damned if he doesn't try his best.

Of course, he'll fail miserably and return back to his normal rotund life afterwards, but at least he'll try.


Regardless of the end result, Chavez's lovable idiocy and incompetence will, unfortunately, remain with us, and this Wiki will stand as a testament to its namesake's incomprehensible demeanor and badness.