Miller

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Miller
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Birthday Fuck if I know dude
Birthplace That one state with all the corn
Family Brady (son)
W Ranking Hero / W

Miller is the greatest father of all time in the space-time continuum. Although he constantly suffers from bad posture and Chavez craziness, he spares no expense in taking care of his son, Brady.


Miller's Personal Life

Miller was born.

Miller's Cat

Miller owns a talking cat, but it can only talk once for some bizarre asinine reason that's never really clearly explained or expanded upon over the course of a mind numbing 85 minute experience filled with incredibly lackluster special effects.

The cat itself is a remarkable grey American Shorthair cat that is capable of speech. As a result of this unique and awe-inspiring ability, the original owners of the cat decided to name him Duffy, because his fur is pretty and grey.

Duffy also happens to enjoy milk. A lot. He'll use his incredible one-time-use ability to ask for a bowl of milk instead of doing anything better with his limited speech capacity.

Miller and Brady

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Miller shares a very intense and deep connection with his favorite (and only acknowledged) son, Brady, although this isn't the first thing to come to mind based on how often he disparages Brady. Regardless, it is very safe to assume that Miller has found it in his heart to accept Brady, his anti-social construct views, and boostinglive.com, which offers Coaching, MMR rank boost, MMR calibration, and LOW priority wins.


Miller's Kampf

In spite of Miller's greatness as a father, he struggles to accept the idiocy that he witnesses on a daily basis.

The greatest issue he faces is, of course, a very pressing matter, which far surpasses the dire amount of mental strain that Chavez may impose upon Miller in even an iota of playtime.

This dilemma is the shortage of Pokémon cards in the United States of America.

He also plays Dota 2. He's ok at it.


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