Chavez

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Family WW
W Ranking W / W
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I wanna be a famous meme.
—Chavez
Chavez
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Favorite Hero Rigwarl
Birthplace A bad place
Family Bristleback (Unknown Relationship)
W Ranking W / W

Chavez is a fat Dota 2 player who is somehow capable of continuously baffling those who queue with him. Although his associates have come to relegate him as something akin to the living embodiment of every single bad Dota 2 player that will ever exist, he insists that he's not even that bad at the game; his comment holds some degree of truth, but whether or not it matters to those who have come to know him has yet to be properly determined.

Despite this rather scathing introduction to the namesake of the Wiki, there is one incredibly positive aspect about Chavez: he says a lot of stupid things, which at least makes him a lovable little idiot in the eyes of those he cares about.

Chavez's Early Years[edit | edit source]

Chavez was born in a state that could best be described as hell's inferno on Earth: Arizona. Shortly after birth, he impressed everyone around him by immediately proclaiming "W" instead of breaking down into tears like every single other miniature meatbag does immediately upon being released for independent development post-construction; unfortunately, this would be the last time he impressed anybody.

The initial linguistic marvel that he displayed quickly turned into ineptitude has he showed a complete inability to say anything besides "Double You" as he grew up. He eventually learned a few other words, but his vocal vocabulary has yet to show promise.

The Beginning of the Bad[edit | edit source]

In spite of this jarring disability, Chavez probably lived a decent life. Probably.

But Chavez had other ideas. See, he didn't want a decent life; he wanted something better, something extravagant, something grandiose.

So he went and installed League of Legends, and we never had to deal with his badness ever again.